Who doesn’t want to use some Dungeons and Dragons pick up lines?
We’ve put together a list of 30 for you to use on your friends, significant others, or those you may be interested in! Just remember — don’t be a creep, whether in a DnD game or out.
List of 30 Dungeons and Dragons pick up lines
“Call me a Beholder, because I’ve got all eyes on you.”
“I must be under a charm spell,
because I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“I don’t need darkvision,
baby, you already light up my dungeon.”
“Are you a Bag of Holding?
Because I’ve got a lot I wanna put in you.”
“Are you a Gelatinous Cube?
Because I’m stuck on you… and slowly dissolving.”
“I’d fail my Wisdom save any day,
just to fall for you.”
“Are you a Nat 20?
Because you’ve got critical appeal.”
“Are you casting Heat Metal, or is it just you?”
“I must be a mimic, because I want you to sit on my face.”
“You must be a +3 longsword,
because you’re sharp, magical, and totally out of my league.”
“Let’s skip the small talk — what’s your AC and can I roll to hit it?”
“I promise I’m not a mimic…
Unless you’re into that.”
“You must be a Bard,
because you just inspired something deep within me.”
“You don’t need to cast Zone of Truth — I’m really into you.”
“You must be a Cleric,
because every time you smile, I feel healed.”
“I’d attune to you in one short rest,
no attunement slot required.”
“If I said you had a divine spark,
would you smite me or call me later?”
“You must be a wild magic sorcerer,
because every time you’re near, things get unpredictably hot.”
“Are you a Constitution save?
Because my heart’s having trouble resisting you.”
“I’d let you crit me,
as long as it’s with love damage.”
“You must be an artifact,
because I’ve been searching for someone like you across campaigns.”
“Are you a cursed item?
Because I can’t let you go, even though I probably should.”
“Let’s make like initiative and roll into something together.”
“I don’t need a long rest,
just a night with you.”
“If you were a spell, you’d be Wish—
because you’re too powerful and slightly terrifying.”
“You cast Hold Person on my heart.”
“Are you attuned to me?
Because we’ve got a magical connection.”
“You must be a critical failure,
because you’ve got me falling hard.”
“Are you a monk?
Because you just stunned me.”
“Let’s multiclass—you bring the charisma, I’ll bring the endurance.”
“I must have rolled a natural 1,
because I’ve fallen for you headfirst.”
“Are you made of adamantine?
Because you’re unbreakable—but I’d still love to test your limits.” 😏
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